This is why you’re fat.

They both suck.

And I hate you more than AIDS.

Sounds like somebody crushed it at a shitty, Sunday night, 7pm, bringer show.

Can’t wait to check out your headling spot next week after the open mic at the Ha Ha Cafe.

Thank you, sweary, self-appointed, social media weatherman.

It’d be less letters to just type, “Yeah, I’m pretty sure I have Herpes.”

Which is sadder, your spelling, grammar and punctuation or the fact that you had to answer your own post?

Trick question: It’s a tie!

We’ve been on vacation.

Lamerstatus.com is now back online full-time.

We will be posting new updates (and your submissions!) every weekday starting later this afternoon.

Thanks for following us.

I guarantee that you will have so many more children than any intelligent person that I know.

Great.

And, also, fuck you.

I’m not sure, but I’d venture a guess that it has something to do with your poor kids getting stuck with your retarded, can’t spell worth a fuck, inbred hobo DNA.

Great. I hope you swallow the clippings and they make your appendix burst.

Thanks for the abnormally stupid update.

WOW… pretty sure that you didn’t actually cry over some stupid homeless, overpriced doll.

Or, maybe you did.

In that case, I hope a bus falls on your neck for being such an idiot.

Thank you to all of our new followers.

We appreciate it.

Keep your submissions coming.

I’m starting a new FB group called “Proud To Be Morons” and I nominate you president of it for life.

Just think how excited and proud you’ll be when he turns 15 and you finally stop breast feeding him in public.

You fucking weirdo.

You are one of the many reasons that pretty much anyone who isn’t a retard hates Christians. In fact, if Jesus were alive and on Facebook, he’d not only hate your guts but probably “hide” your comments, if not just all-out delete you. Have a nice GoFuckYourselfDay.