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Hate to break it to you but most legitimate music producers don’t discover new talent as they shop at Forever 21.
Beware of possible red flags during your audition:
1. Audition takes place inside a van or U-Haul parked outside a Ross Dress For Less or TJ Maxx store.
2. The phrase “How about a blowjob?” is bandied about more than customary during typical business proceedings.

Hate to break it to you but most legitimate music producers don’t discover new talent as they shop at Forever 21.

Beware of possible red flags during your audition:

1. Audition takes place inside a van or U-Haul parked outside a Ross Dress For Less or TJ Maxx store.

2. The phrase “How about a blowjob?” is bandied about more than customary during typical business proceedings.

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